TERMS OF USE
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Welcome to our website (“Site”). We maintain this Site as a service to our customers. BY USING THE SITE, YOU ARE AGREEING TO COMPLY WITH AND BE BOUND BY THE FOLLOWING TERMS OF USE (“Terms of Use”). For purposes of these Terms of Use, the terms “we,” “us,” our” and "Sexy Standups” refer to Sexy Standups , and “you” and “your” refers to you, as a user of our site. We may change these Terms of Use at any time, without prior notice. If you access or use the Site after we post a change, you accept that change. If you do not accept the change, do not access or use the Site. You should check these Terms of Use periodically. USE OF THIS WEBSITE CONSTITUTES YOUR ACCEPTANCE OF ALL THE FOLLOWING TERMS OF USE, IN THEIR CURRENT FORM OR AS MODIFIED.

1. Subject to your performance of all of the provisions of these Terms of Use, Sexy Standups hereby grants you, a limited, terminable, personal, non-exclusive license to access and use the Site solely as provided herein and not to download (other than page caching and other than the product brochures, tutorials, quick guides and training videos that you are permitted to download through links on the Site) or modify the Site or any information or data therein. You may use the Site to browse Sexy Standups’s product information, to request support and to communicate with us. Notwithstanding anything to the contrary herein, all rights not specifically granted in the license set forth above shall be reserved and remain always with Sexy Standups. No minors may use or access the Site. By agreeing to these Terms of Use, you hereby warrant that you are at least 14 years of age and are legally capable of agreeing to these Terms of Use. We will not be liable for any loss or damage arising from your failure to comply with these terms. Your right to use the Site is not transferable

2.  Nothing contained herein shall be construed by implication, estoppel or otherwise as granting to the user an ownership interest in any copyright, trademark, patent or other intellectual property right of  Sexy Standups or any third party. 

3. You will use the Site in accordance with all applicable laws.  Sexy Standups may, without notice, terminate your access to the Site or take other actions as are reasonably necessary to comply with legal requirements and as necessary to protect Sexy Standups’s networks, information and the security and integrity of the Site. 

4. You are solely responsible for any and all acts and omissions that occur under your login to the Site, and you shall not to engage in unacceptable use of the Site, which includes, without limitation, use of the Site to: (a) create a false identity or to otherwise attempt to mislead any person as to the identity or origin of any communication; (b) misrepresent or otherwise attempt to mislead any person as to your information or otherwise engage in fraudulent or deceptive conduct; (c) interfere, disrupt or attempt to gain unauthorized access to other accounts on the Site or any other computer network or to portions of the Site that are restricted; (d) disseminate, store or transmit viruses, trojan horses or any other malicious code or program; or (e) engage in any other activity deemed by Sexy Standups to be in conflict with the spirit or intent of these Terms of Use.

5. The content, including, but not limited to, all product brochures, tutorials, quick guides and training videos contained within or linked into the Site, organization, graphics, design, compilation, and other matters related to the Site are protected under applicable U.S. and international copyright, trademark and other proprietary (including but not limited to intellectual property) rights. “Sexy Standups,” our logos and others marks are either trademarks or registered trademarks of Sexy Standups and/or our affiliate Sexy Standups. The posting of information or materials on the Site by Sexy Standups does not constitute a waiver of any rights in such information and materials.  Sexy Standups and/or any affiliates of Sexy Standups exclusively owns all worldwide right, title and interest in and to all documentation, software, contents, graphics, designs, data, computer codes, ideas, know-how, “look and feel,” compilations, magnetic translations, digital conversions and other materials included within the Site and related to the Site, and all modifications and derivative works thereof, and all intellectual property rights related thereto. You shall not challenge, contest or otherwise impair Sexy Standups’s ownership of the Site and the content therein or the validity or enforceability of Sexy Standups’s intellectual property rights related thereto. We reserve the right in our sole discretion to edit or delete any documents, information or other content appearing on the Site at any time without notice. Product, terms and other information provided herein are subject to change without notice. 

6. You are responsible for obtaining, installing and maintaining your own internal equipment and communications services necessary to access and use the Site. You shall be solely responsible for any telephone charges, Internet access fees, and other such similar fees and expenses that you incur by accessing the Site.

7. Any and all information that we obtain from you, or from transactions processed through the Site, including names, addresses, telephone numbers, e-mail addresses and any other information concerning use, transactions, and traffic through the Site may be collected and used by us as provided in our Privacy Policy which can be accessed through the following 

8. THIS SITE AND THE MATERIALS CONTAINED HEREIN, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, OR LINKED INTO THE SITE, ARE PROVIDED ON AN “AS IS” BASIS WITHOUT WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND. ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS, IMPLIED OR STATUTORY, ARE DISCLAIMED, INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, ANY IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE, NON-INFRINGEMENT OF THIRD PARTY RIGHTS OR ARISING OUT OF COURSE OF CONDUCT OR TRADE CUSTOM OR USAGE. YOU UNDERSTAND AND AGREE THAT THE OPERATION OF THE SITE MAY INVOLVE BUGS, ERRORS, PROBLEMS OR OTHER LIMITATIONS.  Sexy Standups SHALL HAVE NO LIABILITY WHATSOEVER FOR YOUR USE OF THE SITE OR USE OF ANY INFORMATION OR SERVICE ACCESSED THROUGH THE SITE. NO ADVICE OR INFORMATION, WHETHER ORAL OR WRITTEN, OBTAINED BY YOU FROM  Sexy Standups THROUGH THE SITE SHALL CREATE ANY WARRANTY, REPRESENTATION OR GUARANTEE OF ANY KIND.  Sexy Standups is not responsible for the contents of any linked sites or any link contained in a linked site, or any changes or updates to such sites.

9.  Sexy Standups SHALL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY DIRECT, INDIRECT, SPECIAL, CONSEQUENTIAL OR EXEMPLARY DAMAGES, WHETHER FORESEEABLE OR NOT, THAT ARE IN ANY WAY RELATED TO THESE TERMS OF USE, ANY VIRUSES AFFECTING THIS SITE, THE USE OR INABILITY TO USE THIS SITE, THE RESULTS GENERATED FROM THE USE OF THIS SITE, LOSS OF GOODWILL OR PROFITS, LOST BUSINESS, HOWEVER CHARACTERIZED, AND/OR FROM ANY OTHER CAUSE WHATSOEVER. 

10. These Terms of Use shall be interpreted and enforced according to the substantive laws of the State of California, without application of its conflicts or choice of law rules. Should any part of these Terms of Use be held invalid or unenforceable, that portion shall be severed and the remaining portions shall remain in full force and effect. Our failure to enforce any provision of these Terms of Use shall not be deemed a waiver of such provision nor of the right to enforce that or any other provision of these Terms of Use. In the event a dispute arises regarding these Terms of Use or the use of this Site, the prevailing party shall be entitled to recover reasonable attorneys’ fees and costs incurred, in addition to damages and any other relief to which it is entitled.
 

 


 

Privacy Policy

For purposes of this Privacy Policy (“Policy” or “Privacy Policy”), the terms “we,” “us,” “our” and “Sexy Standups” refer to Sexy Standups Property , a California LLC, and “you” and “your” refers to you, as a user of our site. The Privacy Policy below governs any information you provide on this site.

  1.  Overview 
    In order to keep you apprised of our new products, updates, seminar information, discounts and special offers and to provide clinical support and technical support to you we may ask you to provide information about yourself, your product application and results you may have achieved. We will not sell or rent your information to third parties except as set forth in Part D below. As described in more detail in Part D below, there are limited circumstances in which some of your information and other nonpublic personal information will be shared with third parties, under strict restrictions, so it is important for you to review this Privacy Policy. By using our site, you expressly consent to our collection and use and disclosure of your personal information in the manner described in this Privacy Policy. This Policy may be revised over time as we add new services and features or as we incorporate suggestions from our customers. Any material changes will be effective immediately. The amended Privacy Policy will always be posted on our website. Please check our website at any time for the most current version of our Privacy Policy. 
    Our website may include links to third party websites. These sites are governed by their own privacy statements and policies, and Sexy Standups is not responsible for their operations, including but not limited to their information practices. Users submitting information to or through these third party websites should review the privacy statement and policy of these sites before providing them with nonpublic personal information.
     
  2. What information of yours we collect We collect nonpublic personal information about you from the following sources:
    Information about your identity such as your name, address and contact information when you submit a case for our review or when submit a support request on our site; Surveys, applications and other forms filled by you on our site; and Log files of our site.
     
  3. How your information is used
    We use the nonpublic personal information we collect about you in order:
     - To effect, administer, or enforce transactions that you have requested or authorized or to maintain or service your customer account with us;
     - To respond to your requests, customize your experience on our website, and to communicate with you about updates to your products, and about new products, seminars, discounts, special offers and other services we provide that we think will be of interest to you;
    - To comply with a law, regulation, legal process, or court order which applies to us; 
    - We share aggregated statistical data with our business partners or for public relations. However, this aggregated information is not tied to any nonpublic personal information; and
    - We also use IP address information to analyze trends, administer the site, improve site performance and gather broad demographic information for aggregate use.
     
  4. With whom your information may be shared
    - We share your information with any affiliate of Sexy Standups, to provide product and technical support that you have requested or authorized;
    - We may also share your information with our service providers, as permitted by law, to effect, administer, or enforce transactions that you have requested or authorized; - We may share general information, that does not include any nonpublic personal information about the Sexy Standups web site with third parties. If Sexy Standups (or substantially all of our assets) is acquired, we expect that customer information would be transferred along with the other business assets as permitted by law; and
    - We may also disclose nonpublic personal information about you to nonaffiliated third parties as permitted by law. 
     
  5. Security procedures
    We restrict access to nonpublic personal information about you to those employees who need to know that information to provide products or services to you. We maintain physical, electronic, and procedural safeguards to guard your nonpublic personal information. 
     
  6. Children
    Children are not eligible to use our site and we ask that minors (under the age of 18) do not submit any personal information to us or use the site.

    We use the nonpublic personal information we collect about you in order:
     - To effect, administer, or enforce transactions that you have requested or authorized or to maintain or service your customer account with us;
     - To respond to your requests, customize your experience on our website, and to communicate with you about updates to your products, and about new products, seminars, discounts, special offers and other services we provide that we think will be of interest to you;
    - To comply with a law, regulation, legal process, or court order which applies to us; 
    - We share aggregated statistical data with our business partners or for public relations. However, this aggregated information is not tied to any nonpublic personal information; and
    - We also use IP address information to analyze trends, administer the site, improve site performance and gather broad demographic information for aggregate use.
     

    1. With whom your information may be shared
      - We share your information with any affiliate of Sexy Standups, to provide product and technical support that you have requested or authorized;
      - We may also share your information with our service providers, as permitted by law, to effect, administer, or enforce transactions that you have requested or authorized; - We may share general information, that does not include any nonpublic personal information about the Sexy Standups web site with third parties. If Sexy Standups (or substantially all of our assets) is acquired, we expect that customer information would be transferred along with the other business assets as permitted by law; and
      - We may also disclose nonpublic personal information about you to nonaffiliated third parties as permitted by law. 
       
    Security procedures
    We restrict access to nonpublic personal information about you to those employees who need to know that information to provide products or services to you. We maintain physical, electronic, and procedural safeguards to guard your nonpublic personal information. 
     
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